naughty elf on a shelf contest submission

so i've told you before but a good friend of mine, jill krause, is quite an amazing little blogger here in the DFW area.  if you haven't checked out her crazy rants about surviving motherhood definitely give it a gander here.

and right now she's got an amazing giveaway going on her blog called the naughty elf contest.  basically you had to capture a creative way that the "elf on a shelf" doll and gone horribly horribly awry.

here's my submission!!!!  make sure you check out the contest here - and when i say go you're going to need to vote the crap out of mine so i can win an IPAD 2!!!!!! ------>

"elf flushes mom's birth control" - naturally this would be most mom's nightmares!!!!